Good Graduation Gift?

For a 27 year old male graduating from law school

In case you didn't make it to mass today. 

Bite me high heels! 

Gasp!

Long Live the MULLET! 

Blasphemy

When queso is referred to as "cheese dip," there is a problem. Well, I think so.

8 hours at Starbucks

starbucks, the catholic church of coffee shop. no matter where you go, you get the same thing...the same music, coffee, and color scheme. the same annoying music blasted into your ears. it's as bad as Old Navy. as for the coffee, you have to gag it down because of the overwhelming burnt taste. they really should package Tums in the fancy tins because I'd buy it. I need a tab or two from the heartburn the Cafe Verona and Breakfast blend gives me.

to keep my sanity and esophagus for 8 hours, I splurged and got a latte. freakin $3.90 for milk strained in ground beans. to my chagrin, i forgot my headphones and had just played my music out loud...hoping no one around me would mind too terribly.

i'll be back tomorrow.

I've been saying this all along 

$11Million home for sale...a Wrigley Mansion in Lincoln Park 

that's an official fire escape 

The biggest McD's...has a conference room...We can't afford to have our reception here :( 

8:30AM Delivery last Monday 

a smoking mermaid...not the same as the "mermaid" in pilates. 

capstone project

i'm pro EMLA cream.