Sunday, December 21, 2008
Arctic
Holy Crap! This is what -8 degrees Fahrenheit looks like just before 7AM today. BRRR! My face felt like it was MELTING OFF!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Where's my Weiner?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Big Ike
Check out this house in far north Houston. This happened during Ike. Right into a bedroom. The roots were ripped from the ground. Good thing the house is on the market so no one got hurt. Kinda hurts the re-sale value.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Mr. Cao
Rod, you asshole.
Rod! Who do you think you are?
You're in Springfield. Small potatoes. You're not in Chicago. Mashed potatoes made with fresh cream & organic chives.
If you're going to be corrupt, do it for the better good. Mayor Daley makes this city work with the corruption. We benefit from it. You're just plain greedy. You asshole. Keep your dirty greedy hands off Obama.
Patrick Fitzgerald, you the MAN!
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Beyonce
Beyonce's If I Were A Boy video.
No. She is NOT a stripper. She's a cop.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
new running gear
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
FedEx, you ass clowns
CDW - I'm sure you have something to do with this. The damn rep (JB) didn't even send me a copy of the invoice like she said she would. I had to email her 24 hours later to get this. AND I had to ask for the FedEx tracking number. What the fuck.
My MacBook
I don't know how to describe how I'm feeling while waiting for my MacBook to arrive by FedEx today. I'm staying home all day so I won't miss the delivery. The tracking site is constantly being refreshed...it's not telling me shit! It's a cold day in Chicago and I have my window open so I can hear the truck pull up.
I'm psycho, I know.
I want it.
I can't wait.
I love my iBook G4 but it's noticeably slower...takes longer to shut down, can't have all my Safari window tabs open with Word, Powerpoint, and iTunes with the same speed as 3 years ago. It's been absolutely reliable and compact enough to fit my various hobo bags and definitely my TimBuk2 bag.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
An evening with Smashing Pumpkins
I love the Pumpkins. I've seen them 3 times in Texas back in the mid and late 90s. That's when they were good. That's before Billy Corgan became such a rockstar, drama queen. He's a genius musically. But there's something to be said when 2 of your former band mates did not return when the band was "re-united". It's not even like D'Arcy Wretzky and James Iha are up to anything. Billy must be a pill to work with. He even took over James Iha's predilection for wearing dresses! This must be too Single White Female for James.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Slumdog Millionaire
This is one of the best movies I've seen this year. There a tons I want to say but I don't want to give away anything. I watched it with my Homey and Nurse A. and chatted about how good it was from when it ended, to the parking garage, to home. You feel bad for the kids but they get by. It is already written.
Frieda Pinto - ok, so Homey says "Freida? Pinto? There's a billion people in India and they couldn't cast one of their own people?" Seriously!!! So that is why I googled her and found that she is Indian, and of course a model.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Kinetic
Other girl: Hey, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Sweetyellowcorn: No, why?
Other girl: Well good. One of the hippie girls just took a piss in the sink!
It was fun, nevertheless.
Ripped Off
BF was like, no, no they're not that stupid. Um honey, YES THEY ARE. I guess you have to learn from an experience like this. Wouldn't you rather get ripped off on a trip around Europe where it's cute and "part of the experience."
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Smashing Pumpkins
I've been thinking about my favorite songs. This is what I have just off the top of my head:
Drown
Mayonaise
Rocket
Today
All of Pisces Iscariot
School Schmool
Yesterday, I walked down to Clark and Diversey to get some popcorn - 1 small Chicago Mix, please, hand my $2.25, Thank you. at Chicago Popcorn Works and to possibly sneak in a movie at Century. I almost lost my shit in front of Borders. Chicago Popcorn Works...EMPTY!!!! I seriously almost got hit by a car trying to run and bang my fists on the door. Ok, don't be alarmed. It's not really gone. It's closed and moved a block down. THANK CHRIST!
http://chicagopopcornworks.com/
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Motherfucker
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Early Voting
I Barack-ed the Vote tonight!
Waited for over an hour!
Worth every minute.
Although I wish I brought my laptop so I can work on my Concept Analysis Paper on Social Support...
And I had some chedder/caramel popcorn from Chicago's Popcorn Works!
As I told my voting friend and my friend in Austin, TX...that is the PERFECT place to look for a date if you need a Green Card. ALL American Citizens.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Go Green! Go Banana!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Concept Analysis Paper
Sexist
I think they're picking on her b/c she's a woman. I can't stand Palin or what she represents for women. She embarrasses me as a woman. She's anti-woman's rights and she's really really stupid. She's McCain's shiny object that is being used to distract people from what is really important. Obama and McCain can spend $1500 on a suit. That's a lot of money. But they have the benefit of being able to wear the same suits over and over and no one can really tell. Also, do you really think she has time to go to the store and pick this shit out? No, it's the McCain-Palin campaign people.
As for the free trips for her kids, that's bad. You're not supposed to do that. Alaska's "First Dude" and the governor's salary should cover that. It's different when you're sharing the hotel room with Mom b/c that doesn't really cost anymore. But when you put your kids in a separate room and charge it on the tax-payers tab, that's stealing.
I can't wait for Election Day. For soooooo many reasons.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Rachel Maddow
I even Wikipediaed her: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Maddow
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Runner
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/custom/chinews/chi-marathon37heat20081012161940,0,7740076.photo
It's AL. We trained in the same group in 2006 and 2007.
I randomly saw him at Broadway and Diversey. I was expressing my excitement for him running the marathon. He responded with, "eh, whatever."
2008 Chicago Marathon
I loved being a spectator at the Chicago Marathon this morning. I didn't feel the urge to go out there and reprise my role in 2009.
The weather was great. And it looks like you guys had lots of water support from the marathon org itself and the spectators.
Go NADS!
Go HOT MEN!
If you had any signs of being from Texas such as Texas Flag running shorts, Longhorn emblems, burnt orange, Austin Marathon shirt, I was the one who yelled:
TEXAS!!!
TEXAS!!!
Sweet Mandy B's
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
texas texas yeehaw
1 TX/OU Ticket - $1 (Section 12, Row 27.)
Reply to: sale-872499312@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-09, 10:19AM CDT
You must also be:
1) at least a moderately attractive female
2) a UT fan, wearing orange
3) able to withstand the potentially overwhelming smell of bourbon & vodka
4) willing to run outside at halftime to (legally) pound lukewarm, flat Fair beers
5) conversational on the qualities of at least 3 UT players on each of defense & offense
Transportation, Fletchers Corn Dogs and an uncomfortably warm flask of booze during the game will be provided. Depending upon the outcome of the game, postgame midway rides may also be included.
Only serious offers please.
Taxes = Civilization
And please also don’t tell me she is an “energy expert.” She is an energy expert exactly the same way the king of Saudi Arabia is an energy expert — by accident of residence. Palin happens to be governor of the Saudi Arabia of America — Alaska — and the only energy expertise she has is the same as the king of Saudi Arabia’s. It’s about how the windfall profits from the oil in their respective kingdoms should be divided between the oil companies and the people.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
WOOLLOOMOOLOO
Harry's Cafe de Wheels has been serving up meat and chicken pies, pasties and hot dogs from a van at Cowper Wharf in Woolloomooloo -- a Sydney inner-city suburb -- for 70 years. Tourists are drawn here by word of mouth and travel guide blurbs, while Sydney businesspeople, taxi drivers and average Joes have long appreciated the waterfront icon for a good feed.
Monday, October 06, 2008
Michigan Ave and the River
Sunday, October 05, 2008
you betcha
My sister sent me this since I missed SNL this weekend...
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http://sweetyellowcorn.blogspot.com
Boots
That M.I.A. song Paper Planes must have put me in a shopping trance at Akira yesterday. Womens and Shoes - 2 stores blared the song.
Sorry, no fur.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
debates
Study Music
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
WaMu
Maybe I should have opened it and read the letter.
They could have been asking ME for money.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Races
Oct 5th - http://www.bucktown5k.com/
Oct 25th - https://www.kintera.org/AutoGen/Register/ECReg.asp?ievent=281143&en=aoKAJRNpE3KJKOPlHbIPL3OwHcILINPoFdIOLVPxHnJZF
This one is a special one for my BFFs/running partner! First race since she had her baby!
There's a chance
"...the meaning of love that was written by, and stars, Mr. Cera's girlfriend, Charlyne Yi, a comedian who has been compared to Andy Kaufman but is best known as the stoner chick on the couch in "Knocked Up.""
LOOK AT SWEEDEN
That strategy held banks responsible and turned the government into an owner. When distressed assets were sold, the profits flowed to taxpayers, and the government was able to recoup more money later by selling its shares in the companies as well.
"If I go into a bank," said Bo Lundgren, who was Sweden's deputy minister of finance at the time, "I'd rather get equity so that there is some upside for the taxpayer."
Sweden spent 4 percent of its gross domestic product, or 65 billion kronor, the equivalent of $11.7 billion at the time, or $18.3 billion in today's dollars, to rescue ailing banks. That is slightly less, proportionate to the national economy, than the $700 billion, or roughly 5 percent of gross domestic product, that the Bush administration estimates its own move will cost in the United States.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Bob Herbert - I heart you
"We have trade missions back and forth," said Ms. Palin. "We do. It's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to our state."
Lux
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
thoughts and more thoughts
You're missing what I'm trying to say
Ain't nothing getting in my way...)
you crazy aussie!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/09/15/australia.kayak.ordeal.ap/index.html
De Wit says the 38-year-old man broke two bones in his lower leg wrenching himself free.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Obama
you youtube people have a lot of time. it looks like i have a lot of time since i comment on this shit, and i laugh at the stuff i see..
Go Big Ike!
Tina Turner is the artist of choice at the bar, given that she survived another Ike -- her abusive husband Ike Turner.
Matt Damen
Matt speaks. He is more than just Jason Bourne or doing Sarah Silverman. You gave Disney a post-election movie idea. Palin is scary.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Chicago Half Marathon
Slept about 3 hours last night. Just couldn't fall asleep or stay asleep.
No training - the most I ran was between 7 and 8 miles...which was 3 weeks ago.
Old shoes - I ran the Chicago Marathon in them last year
RAIN - it fucking rained the ENTIRE time! Miserable conditions.
But it's over. And I'm so glad I did it. 2:26.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Monday, September 08, 2008
FAT
His patient, Irving Shaffino, a 15-year-old Mexican-American who lives outside Lubbock, Texas, was lucky to get a transplant a year ago. He was in end-stage cirrhosis and, at 5-feet-4½, weighed 180 pounds.
Irving had been fat since age 6, thanks to a high-starch, high-fat diet of Mexican food, pizza and burgers, said his mother, Guadalupe Shaffino. At age 8, she said, he had a distended stomach and by his early teens, breathing problems kept him tethered to an oxygen tank at home.
Why don't you be a parent and not COOK the fucking "high-starch, high-fat" food?!! I do feel sorry for the kid. It's the parent's fault. Even if it's a socio-economic thing, go do something active. Start that shit early.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/health/sns-ap-med-fat-children-liver-disease,0,6175660.story
Then there's this shit...the SCFE ("sciffy") which stands for Slipped Capital Femoral Epiphysis. Basically, part of the hip joint slips out of the acetabululum/ hip socket. It's common with obese children. I've heard of peds ortho surgeons do bilateral SCFE repairs - 1 is to fix the SCFE and the other to prevent an inevitable SCFE. Fuck, lose weight. You don't have to go to the hospital.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Bacon
Asian
Friday, September 05, 2008
Hillary v Palin
Hillary is the feminist choice. She is smart and worked to get where she is.
And here comes Miss Teen Alaska...
Palin is a freakin tool of the Republican party.
Her voice just annoys me. I hate her hair.
OMFG, I'm so catty! Meow.
Season
School is in full swing. That's why I don't sleep well. I totally make time for the things I want to do, but I get in these mindsets and all I want to do is get shit done! I have to chill the frack out.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Maureen is right on
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Widespread Panic
Outside Lands Day 3
And gosh darn it, I liked seeing the Drive By Truckers again. It was better seeing them here versus the Taste of Randolph in Chicago.
Outside Lands Day Day 2
Monday, August 25, 2008
Outside Lands Day 1
"Where it's AT? I've got 2 turn tables and a microphone..."
Love Beck. Has it been almost a decade since I stood at the front row of the Austin Music Hall? Really wish I could have seen more. The sound wasn't fantastic because we were in the back.
BF and I got to see Manu Chau...who I would totally hit iTunes for some music. Loved the crowd. People watching here was WAY better that Chicago's Lollapolooza. There is definitely less skin at Outside Lands but that's b/c of weather. Lollapolooza = Frat Party. Outside Lands = standing inside a bong.
Food...very important to the Festival. While everyone was heading down to Radiohead at the Lands End Stage, BF and I went for food. The shortest line was to Alive. I saw people with this tasty looking wrap thing with nori (sushi paper). It looked good. I wanted it...so we waited in line. I didn't get it b/c it was filled with ground nuts and shit. Below is a link and items from the restaurant menu...I didn't see anything served at Outside Lands that are on the restaurant menu. Anyway, I am a vegetarian in recovery and THIS was too granola for me. God bless Northern Cal, San Fran etc, BUT COME ON!
http://sfoutsidelands.com/attractions/taste-of-the-bay-area.php
http://www.aliveveggie.com/Alive_online_menu.htm
Sushi with Sunflower Seed Miso Pate, Carrots & Shiitake Mushrooms 11
Flaxseed Flatbread with Cashew Cream, Walnut Pesto, Tomatoes 12
So we got in line for oven fired flatbread: http://fulloflifefoods.com/. BF and I get the Tomato with 3 cheese. We WANT melty goodness.
This one lady in front of me who ripped into the the menu item: Flax Seed & Pistachio Pizza with Red Onions & Rosemary. The stand was basically trying to give these away. They cooked half the time as the flatbreads with cheese.
Hotel Tomo
Freakin appropriate for a hotel in Japantown.
Anime theme!
Love the giant bean bag. It had a tag that says "Fatboy." (Regular-sized and fat girls can sit too)
https://secure2.securewebexchange.com/fatboyusa.com/store/original.php