To my neighbor who stole my FedEx package containing my ACL (Austin City Limits) Festival 3-Day passes,
I don't give a shit if you steal my magazines or 20% off coupons to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Fucker, YOU totally crossed the line. Hope you get caught. And I hope you get genital warts. ASSHOLE!
-sweetyellowcorn
4 comments:
I will personally find genital warts and place them on all your neighbors until one fesses up.
Oh, um, I'm against capital punishment.
I looked up my FedEx tracking number and the tickets were sent Aug 8th and "DELIVERED at door" on August 10th. (We were in San Francisco at the time.) I got a hold of Front Gate Tickets, told there I never received them...and my apt building has 6 units with a common area with mailboxes. So FGT marked them as lost and have 3 ready for me at Will Call. All the ticket stuff worked out. My sister picked them up on Saturday
Now I have to deal with living with theiving yuppies. I'm guessing they were sold on Ebay for more money than I paid.
Everyone is a suspect in this building.
1. Blond couple with matching golden labs
2. Girl who has a cute stumpy beagle.
3. The Overstock.com junkie
4. 2 guys who crush beer cans under their arms...and have a really nice laundry basket
5. The nice midwest girls who I hear leave for church on Sundays.
Sameer, I knew I could count on you.
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