Sunday, July 31, 2005

I'm knitting...I'M KNITTING!


call me a square...but that's all i can knit right now. only a few days since i received the news that passed the nursing board exam called the NCLEX. my plans for after taking the test was to watch Wedding Crashers and to learn to knit.

Watched Wedding Crashers Friday night. Funny shit.

Got a copy of Stitch-N-BitchPosted by Picasa

Saturday, July 30, 2005

i need to get into the vegetable business

Brazil's President, Luiz InĂ¡cio Lula da Silva promised citizens that he would clean up the corruption in their country...only to fail them and contribute to the problem. One of his cronies couldn't even think of a good excuse...vegetables??? $100,000 in his shorts??

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/30/international/americas/30latin.html?hp


This month, a party functionary was detained at an airport with $100,000 - stashed in his underwear - which he claimed to have earned selling vegetables.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Wait Wait...


Recording of this week's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me," NPR radio quiz show Posted by Picasa

Food photo shoot Posted by Picasa

He's packing...pens & pencils. This is how to take the bar. Posted by Picasa

Studying for the bar...it's FAAAN TASTIC Posted by Picasa

Another sighting of the Old Style truck Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

office space

i love Office Space...never gets old. takes me back to my days in Dallas...working for Grope 1 Software and exposing my lungs to asbestos in a TXU building. take this flare and shove it.

my brain still feels like it is sloshing around in my skull...an imaginary concussion. hope i passed the boards.

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Oh NUTS

I love Slate.com...if you ever wanted to know about the rise and the fall of the jock strap...check out the link.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

i'm not a nurse yet, but

Have been watching some TV...and found a few fallacies.

The State Farm Insurance Commercial - Insulin
Insulin can be stored at room temperature for up to a month. The State Farm worker didn't have to bring his client a fridge immediately.

Notting Hill - Julia Roberts, pregnant laying on her back on the bench
A pregnant woman would not be laying on her back (supine) because her aorta would be compressed and cause her to become light headed and faint. Expectant mothers are told to lay on their side.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

You can put your weed in there

Great article about public storage on Slate.com
You can't pick your neighbors.

This unsavory screen persona has a basis in fact. In the last year, scanning the newspapers, one can find instances in which self-storage units were found to contain: a corpse (more than once); lye, ammonia, and the other detritus of a meth lab; two girls, age four and five, playing inside a padlocked unit to which they, along with their mother, had made their residence as of a week before; the cameras and photographs of a child pornographer; and the "office" of a self-proclaimed gynecologist who in fact had no medical degree. Both Timothy McVeigh and Ramsi Yousef stored chemicals in self-storage units, and in 2003 the Department of Homeland Security issued guidance on how storage operators can spot potential terrorists.

People love to poke fun of people

As evidenced by:

Karl Rove is TOAST click here
Tom Cruise is nutd click here

I find these people annoying, yet i'm putting crap about them up on sweetyellowcorn, my pet.
go figure.

The free laser keychain is the added bonus

make your own rootbeer http://www.physlink.com//estore/cart/RootBeerKit.cfm

make your own toothpaste http://www.physlink.com//estore/cart/ToothpasteKit.cfm

make your own bubble gum http://www.physlink.com//estore/cart/BubbleGumKit.cfm

COMING SOON...TEST YOUR OWN PATERNITY! Perfect for father's day!

Sunday, July 17, 2005

so it appears...

that i am enthusiastic about bodily functions (i.e. #1 and #2), as evidenced by my entries for the month of july...frothy poo, urinating in public, etc. it's because i'm stressed and eager to get the Boards over and done with. one week from tomorrow is test day.

as a recovering vegetarian, i'm disgusted


looks like he's doing a laxitive ad Posted by Picasa

Friday, July 15, 2005

BARBRI + Craiglist Chicago = Good laugh

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nclex = poo poo

my my, lactose intolerance causes:
  • frothy stools
  • crampy abdominal pain
  • excessive flatus

I'm sure you (reader)
  • do not care
  • slightly grossed out
  • putting down your milkshake

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The alley...toilet to all

Ever wonder why the alley smells like piss? Check these guys out. I don't blame them for taking a break from the Chicago Pride Parade festivities. Butt guys? Watch your back!

Yesterday, my friend Jesse, Chicago's ultimate cowgirl, was showing me pics on her new Canon digital SLR (badass!) and she had a random pic of a guy pissing in the alley. now THAT's rude. :) there wasn't even a parade.

I borrowed these pics from buds Karen and Andrew - great fans of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Piss3...notice how he set his drink down. Posted by Picasa

Piss2 Posted by Picasa

Piss1 Posted by Picasa

Hola from Spain


Read my lips...pointing at the pic...flip inside joke....

Look what those punks think of peeps they colonized! They got one thing right, we're tasty.
chocolate covered yellow cookie.

pic courtesy of my sis
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Thursday, July 07, 2005

It's like a fanny pack but not really

If you ever feel bogged down with dragging around a purse to hold your cell phone, keys, lipstick, etc, use your built in carrying case...CLEAVAGE.

Tonight on the Broadway bus, I watched this woman clad in a top with a LOW neckline stick carry her cell phone in between her breasts. It draws your eyes away from her chest hair.

Cafe in Barnes and Noble aka artist's workshop


While I was studying for the NCLEX, I heard a man reading outloud...so i thought, hmm, he's reading to his kids. how nice. Then I heard the words, "God" and "heaven."

The man who was busy drinking cream soda and totally involved in his landscape painting in watercolor (Barnes and Noble = Painting?) was filming his art work and talking about God. Everyone in the cafe looked up to see what this dude's problem was and then went on with their business. Another crazy man at yet another coffee place. Posted by Picasa

Oooh heaven is a place on earth


Heaven shining on its artist on earth Posted by Picasa

"oh shit!" Posted by Picasa

shh! fontannels are closing! Posted by Picasa