Monday, September 26, 2005

My scrub philosophy

I will not purchase scrubs with:





  1. hideous wacked out prints such as these feline/canine inspired v-neck, 2 front pocket 65% polyester and 35% cotton:

It's like SPCA vomited on cloth.

("No nurse would get got in these polyester rags!" -Data on the Goonies if the Fertelli's were a family of nurses)

2. Characters that are non-PBS*
That means no Sponge Bob, Disney, or Warner Brothers stuff. I've made the socially conscious choice (snicker) of not encouraging the sick kids who look at my clothes to seek such toy of listed characters. Sesame Street...Dr. Seuss...These are good characters that kids should like. I'm down with wearing that, yo.

*I have to admit that I purchased a scrub top featuring the Simpsons. Barney's next to a Duff beer bottle :). This was a purchase to appease a childhood wish.

Nokia/Sister...sponsor ACL Fest...

So, I didn't make it down to Austin over the weekend for various reasons...such as $500 plane ticket and work.
Since I'm a new nurse in nursing orientation, my schedule is not flexible.
If my preceptor is scheduled to work...guess who is also scheduled?
this girl...you can't see that i'm pointing to myself with my thumb.
I had to be at work at 7AM this morning and the earliest flight back (6AM) would leave me over Oklahoma at the time I should be in my scrubs quaffing hot coffee.
So, the 3-day bands were sold...

BUT! My sister called me frequently to let me listen to Thievery Corporation and Coldplay (also the Austin Weezer show on 9/14). Got to listen to static yet recognizable songs.

None of yo beezwax

Free

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We have a bee hive in a tree stump near the house. You may have the bees for free. They must not be killer bees because they did not go after my husband
after my husband knocked it over with the tractor. This is East of Burnet, Texas.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Cataract Toe...BE GONE!

On Saturday, I found myself in an embarrassing situation.

Background: WHen I run, the nail on the toe next to my Big Toe, let us call her Charlie, rubs against my shoe. Over time and many frictionful runs, Charlie became thick and opaque. It's a cataract toe for that reason. I have been waiting for Charlie to retire off my toe.

While in layed on my mat in Pilates class, I lifted my legs in table top position and to my surprise, Charlie was hanging off. (by a nail? opps, bad joke). Hopefully, none of the neighboring people with normal toe nails saw.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

To my neighbor who stole my FedEx package containing my ACL (Austin City Limits) Festival 3-Day passes,

I don't give a shit if you steal my magazines or 20% off coupons to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Fucker, YOU totally crossed the line. Hope you get caught. And I hope you get genital warts. ASSHOLE!

-sweetyellowcorn

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Not-so-hot Transgender

In my neighborhood, there are about 5 transgenders whose faces you come to know. There are 2 HTG (hot transgenders... Come on! if i were tall like that and had smallish hips...and had a penis, i would be an HGT too.) and 3 NOT-SO-HOT Transgenders (NSHTG).

Yesterday, I saw a NSHTG give his/her number to some man.
WTF?
It's so obvious that the NSHTG was NOT a woman. Even if he/she were a woman, my goodness, what a scary lookin chick!
Asian fetish to the extreme.

5XL in Nursing Scrubs

Attention Community Health Nurses: Find the nurses who buy 5XL scrub bottoms and HELP THEM! Make them get healthy. No more snacks for the third shift. THIS IS SO WRONG! 5XL??


This is in response to my recent and FUTILE trip to the scrub store. There was Jack and Shit for (and Jack left town) for petites. But RACKS of 5XL stuff. Online shopping...the only refuge for petite shopping.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Comment Spam

stay away blogger comment spam.
i don't care about what you're peddling.
call my home phone...(heheh, i don't have a landline...fuckers.)

He hugs black people

Great article on Bush, Katrina Victims, and Race.

It's worth a look...there's a pic of Bush hugging a black family, with a caption that's laugh/snort outloud funny.

Kanye West...damn, he is brave

Leave it to the Jon Stewart Show to keep me up to date to what's going on. I heard that Kanye West said things that were not part of the script...but I didn't know what his exact words were.

Here's what he said (taken from the washington post)

Myers: The landscape of the city has changed dramatically, tragically and perhaps irreversibly. There is now over 25 feet of water where there was once city streets and thriving neighborhoods.

(Myers throws to West, who looked extremely nervous in his super-preppy designer rugby shirt and white pants, which is not like the arrogant West and which, in retrospect, should have been a tip-off.)

West: I hate the way they portray us in the media. You see a black family, it says, "They're looting." You see a white family, it says, "They're looking for food." And, you know, it's been five days [waiting for federal help] because most of the people are black. And even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the TV because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before even giving a donation, so now I'm calling my business manager right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give, and just to imagine if I was down there, and those are my people down there. So anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can help -- with the way America is set up to help the poor, the black people, the less well-off, as slow as possible. I mean, the Red Cross is doing everything they can. We already realize a lot of people that could help are at war right now, fighting another way -- and they've given them permission to go down and shoot us!

(West throws back to Myers, who is looking like a guy who stopped on the tarmac to tie his shoe and got hit in the back with the 8:30 to La Guardia.)

Myers: And subtle, but in many ways even more profoundly devastating, is the lasting damage to the survivors' will to rebuild and remain in the area. The destruction of the spirit of the people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi may end up being the most tragic loss of all.

(And, because Myers is apparently as dumb as his Alfalfa hair, he throws it back to West.)

West: George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Clerks 2??

Could there really be a sequel to Clerks? If Dante is still at the Quick Stop or Randall is still at the video store, I don't know what's happening in the great state of New Jersey.

(The jobs they eventually moved to were...um, I have to say it, OUTSOURCED.)

http://viewaskew.com/news/clerks2/

I hate Rachael Ray

She is the most ANNOYING personality on FoodTV! I can't help but be a total bitch and point out how much she:
  • claps her hands
  • shrugs her shoulders
  • giggles
I'm sure more females are annoyed by her than males.
She's too perky!
I bet if I bitch-slapped her she would still giggle.

Read this on MSNBC www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9189565/site/newsweek/

RR Drinking Game: http://www.slobak.com/rachaelray.html

Here's a blog dedicated to pointing out how much she SUCKS! You even have to be a member of the community to post comments.
www.livejournal.com/community/rachael_ray_sux/

Just a sample of what you can find:
02 September 2005 @ 05:46 pm by luxlis
So i'm watching 30 Minute Meals (I was in the mood for a good hate) and she's making something called 'Open-faced Calzones'.

Yeah, I think I've had one of those, Rach.... it was called a pizza, you stupid bitch.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Please Don't Drop Me


Zoom In...See the look of fear on the Groom's face? Posted by Picasa

Labor Day Weekend: A Summary

Strange weekend. It was like rolling down the car window to peak at people's most intimate moments in life. One day you're crying for one person's loss...The next day you're crying in celebration of life.

Saturday

Morning: Catholic Memorial
Evening: Wine and Cheese yuppie Gathering (at home)

Sunday
Morning: 5 hour drive to Indianapolis with a puppy* and crate in tow
Afternoon: Lunch at Arby's (Lafayette, IN)
Evening: Jewish Wedding (Downtown Indianapolis)...Beautiful ceremony, reception...everything. Very drunk by the end of the night.

Monday
Morning: Southwest Airline from Indianapolis to Chicago Midway
Afternoon: 5 hour nap
Evening: Banana Chip Ice Cream...I got the last scoop at Bobtail Ice Cream
Watched The Constant Gardner

*HUGE puppy

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Anderson Cooper rips LA Senator (D) a new one

Gotta love the news guy who tells a senator that the beaurocrats aren't doing shit and need to stop patting each other on the back for the ease and speed of emergency sessions regarding aid and funding to New Orleans. In times like this, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET ALONG!

There's a replay of the interview on this site.
http://www.slate.com/id/2125581/

Check this blog out

EU Rota, a libertarian blogger from Washington, D.C., who usually focuses on EU politics, has EU Rota, a libertarian blogger fromdelved into LexisNexis to show that President Clinton considered levee-building a "local problem," not a federal issue. "The post is not a slam on President Clinton, it merely shows that his administration was not exactly tackling the flood-control issue in Louisiana," he writes. "… No amount of money can guarantee the risk-free existence so craved by the US Left."

This was from Slate.com http://www.slate.com/id/2125630/?nav=fix

Lt. General Russell Honore for President

I've never been so impressed by and proud of a single stranger. The "Ragin Cajun" is what the troops call him. Lt. General Honore is a no-nonsense ball-buster who seems to get stuff done. CNN showed him as someone who cares and shows no resistance to working with the soldiers and being with the New Orleans/Katrina victims. From the perspective of someone watching the suffering and disorder on TV, he is a welcome presence. He is definitely a BADASS!

Despot

If we had a despot running our country, he/she would have whipped New Orleans into order already.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Update on sweetyellowcorn

my piece of shit HP PAVILLON laptop blows, so i haven't been able to upload any pics to this blog.

good news is that i'm making dumplings tonight for friends. East meets West with turkey dumplings and potstickers.

Afraid to say the "R" word or "C" word

Slate.com keeps it real...
http://www.slate.com/id/2124688/nav/tap2/