i need to get into the vegetable business

Brazil's President, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva promised citizens that he would clean up the corruption in their country...only to fail them and contribute to the problem. One of his cronies couldn't even think of a good excuse...vegetables??? $100,000 in his shorts??

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/30/international/americas/30latin.html?hp

This month, a party functionary was detained at an airport with $100,000 - stashed in his underwear - which he claimed to have earned selling vegetables.