Saturday, December 30, 2006

Is it harvest time already?

 
 
Shouldn't it be 467 pounds? 
 ...drug bust that yielded more than 460 pounds of marijuana
 
...officer looked in the bed of the truck and found 92 pounds of marijuana
 
...officers went to the man's house later, they found an additional 375 pounds of it in his basement

 
375 + 92 =   467
 
Must have been a fat joint that the cops finished.
 

Thursday, December 28, 2006

airport

Read this:

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2006/12/22/talking-turkey-at-dulles-airport/

And they're worried about my shampoo bottle and that I take off my
shoes? Deep frying a turkey at work and especially if you work at
Dullas International Airport is so freakin dumb and not to mention
dangerous. Gutting a fish at work a la Office Space sounds ok. It's
raw and you have a knife (can't remember if it's a big one or not),
but there's no risk of fire (that comes later in the movie). For the
workplace, it's best to stick to ordering take-away, making a
sandwich, or microwaving.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

disgusting thought

Can you imagine the nightmare if Club Libby Lu or American Girl had a special Rachael Ray doll or something? 

Ok, bye.  I'm going to vomit now.

What's wrong with Cinderella? http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/24/magazine/24princess.t.html?em&ex=1167368400&en=472063349a6066c2&ei=5087%0A


Gosh, when I saw this title of this article, I thought, "How Mean?! This hairband has been OUT of the music scene for almost 2 decades."


Then I saw a picture like this and saw how very wrong I was:


Anyway, I saw Club Libby Lu (http://www.clublibbylu.com/)at the Woodlands Mall yesterday and these "princesses" are crazy. Kiddie make-up parties for "princesses"? It makes sense that I see this at a mall in Houston's urban sprawl. The American Girl store on Michigan Avenue is the only other store I've seen catering to the future Miss Teen USA. I don't have a problem with young girls learning to be female. I have a problem with the shit like this: http://www.clublibbylu.com/party.aspx It's the attitude that's being taught or learned or whatever. What princess wants isn't what princess isn't going to get. Yes, I know that it's up to the parents and the "man" doesn't have to responsible and can go ahead and perpetuate this "princess" attitude. Or maybe I'm jealous that I didn't come up with this idea and made wads of cash.

Houston

I love when my mom refers to Urban Outfitters as the "garage sale."

My sister and I had dinner with a friend from college and his girlfriend. He's still totally funny and has an interesting look on life. Don't get cable. Don't be a slave to your TV. And I'm glad you like your job. After that I met up with one of my best friends and one of his friends. More fun. Laughing is fun. Didn't know they served the beer Blue Moon in Houston. It's really weird to walk out of a bar and walk to your car. When you keep a plant or plants alive in your apartment, you're all growns up...you're allllll growns up. It's rare to see a responsible adult as a regular at the Chugging Monkey.

This Houston trip has been good. Better than the last few times here. Got to hang out with the folks and got to catch up with friends. Houston itself isn't too bad, I guess. It's just the driving that I can't stand. Hooray iPods! I should put together a Houston/Car playlist.

Off to bed. Got to run in the morning otherwise I'm just a chump who packed running shoes in her carry-on bag. I'm seeing my "nephews" tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

clutter


Apparently, I'm creative and laid back according to my apartment's clutter.  THank you.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/21/garden/21mess.html?em&ex=1167282000&en=74358105859316a4&ei=5087%0A


Studies are piling up that show that messy desks are the vivid signatures of people with creative, limber minds

The National Fist

Travelling on Christmas Day was total shit.  On Sunday afternoon, I found out my 8 am flight to Houston's Bush (haha) no longer existed but I had a window seat at 1:20 pm.  The cab I took to the blue line didn't know where the Logan Square stop was exactly...which is my fault b/c I should know the cross streets...but when the cabbie say he knows where it is, you kinda just go with the flow.  Well, I ended up 2 stops from Logan Square...about 2 L stops further from Ohare than I should have to begin with.  I should have just waited for the DIversey bus.  Whatever.

Interesting Filipino dinner party tonight.  Instead of karaoke, we watched a Flip boxer named Manny "PacMan" Paquiao...aka the National Fist (sounds very uncomfortable) beat the shit out of some boxer from Mexico.  It was pay-per-view from awhile back but my first time ever hearing about this boxer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manny_Pacquiao

Saturday, December 23, 2006

message

Good night drunk people. I'm going to bed. Have to work tomorrow.

geese crossing


I ran this afternoon during the brief visit from the sun. Nice out with more people than I expected. BTW, the other day, I succumbed to the winter wind and purchased at pair of the proper winter running pants...I look and feel like a weird leftover from the 80's with the zippers by my ankles...although I'm warm...they are a little to long still for me so I look extra stupid...anyway...One of the best things to see in the winter are the geese...they are there other times of the year, but around this time, they don't just obstruct the running path. These birds cross the road and totally block traffic to get to the ponds closer to Lake View road. Really cute b/c they line up and cross...so organized. Watching the veins buldge in the forheads of both cab driver and woman bitchy shoppers on the go as they wait for 20 geese to cross the road was momentous.

ding!

I missed out on my friend's 30th tonight b/c a few weeks ago, signed up to work extra hours that pay basically time-and-a-half aka "flex-up". Sucks that I missed the fun. What's worse is I didn't even get the hourly pay that I signed up for on account that I had to leave my flex-up shift on wednesday b/c I fainted and the bosses made me go home. (Apprently, there's a rule that if you don't complete the flex-up shift, you get penalized the next flex-up, therefore only getting the regular base pay). So I missed out on the fun and I didn't get the extra money. Fuckn A?!

On of my patient's dad asked me if I'm at school during the day. I blabbered something about working the day shift normally while I wondered what the hell he was really trying to find out. He already asked me about my ethnicity. I couldn't pull the "I'm from Texas" line b/c he flat out and name the Motherland. I think he thinks I'm waaaay young and should be tucked in bed already.

Well, that's what I am doing now. I thought about stopping by my latest hangout before going home, but I'm wiped out.

Friday, December 22, 2006

corner store

http://www.slate.com/id/2155938/?nav=tap3

I'll see you at the drugstore. Funny slide show of stuff you can get
your friends from the local drugstore. I always thought nicotine was
the way to go for last minute Christmas gifts.

WBEZ

I heard on the radio today that Todd Stroger has a private elevator to
his office b/c he stops to talk to people a lot. The private elevator
keeps him on schedule.

RIDICULOUS.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

If you can't make grandchildren...

http://www.buildabear.com

giftgiving has never been this easy...

please don't give me one.

Taste

It's winter time in Chicago. Not particularly the coldest day, but it's cold nonetheless and rainy. I couldn't resist a popsicle, but had to balance things out with a cup of hot tea. I shiver as I eat the Eddy's Strawberry Fruit Bar but I have the cup of hot tea to warm up. If it were summer time, this particular pairing would be strange too, wouldn't it?

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

All I want for Christmas is whale emesis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambergris

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/18/nyregion/18whale.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5087%0A&em&en=4d81ffd7c2217ccf&ex=1166677200

I've never heard of Ambergris. This would have been totally fitting for Dave Chappelle's version of the MTV's Cribs. In addition to owning the only 2 dinosaur eggs and having his own in-house sweatshop, he should have had 50kg of ambergris hanging on his rearview mirror.

come all ye sailors



I don't know how it's possible to use almost all 40 gigs of memory on my iBook but I have. Anyway, I found this jewel of a picture while deleting crap pictures.

Monday, December 18, 2006

the pursuit of lazyness

I reached my all time high in laziness a few minutes ago. I ate my breakfast of cereal out of a plastic container using a 5ml measuring spoon. Obviously, I'm all out of the traditional bowl and spoon, etc. Maybe I should wash the contents of the kitchen sink.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

small kernals

There is nothing like a woman at work calling you flat chested.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Look what I found out about the movie Swingers.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/trivia

The Word "Fuck" is used 95 times, "Bitch" is used 31 times and
"Asshole" 13 times.

type o negative

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/14/sports/baseball/14blood.html?em&ex=1166331600&en=8b0f6999a850d0a6&ei=5087%0A

are phlebotomists in japan also tarot card readers?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sarah Weddington



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Weddington

Travels

This week I've spent a total of $1810.34 on plane tickets for 2007...
 
Chicago to Sydney - $1800.34
 
Chicago to Honolulu - $10.00
 
Fucking awesome.

Long Island Ice Tea will make you fat.

 
DDJR likes cocktails.

funny

It's really funny to wake up at 4AM, taste your dinner (Bandera on Michgan Ave...ribs...I ate beef...omg...I'm a recovering vegetarian...I ate beef.), and not fall back asleep.
 
It's really funny to have the unit secretary try to get your attention by yelling another asian girl's name at you.

cajones

Changes in Men's Testosterone Levels Predict Competitiveness After a Loss

November 30, 2006

AUSTIN, Texas—After a man loses a challenge, whether or not he is willing to get back into the game depends on changes in his testosterone levels, according to new research at The University of Texas at Austin.

Robert Josephs and Pranjal Mehta, psychology researchers, examined why some men back down after losing a competition, while others choose to challenge their opponent again. Their research suggests the answer lies in what happens to a man's testosterone levels after the competition.

http://www.utexas.edu/opa/news/2006/11/psychology30.html?AddInterest=1284

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

spiders at bestbuy on clark street

To the lady screaming at the sight of a large spider on my pant
leg...thanks for communicating to me that I had a freakin 8 legged
monster crawling up my leg.

Aren't spiders supposed to be dead this time of year??

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

massive

Took a friend to the Massive Change exhibit. Good to see it again. Noticed this "Aerogel" stuff on display (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerogel). I've seen it somewhere but don't remember.

christmas in fake german market

http://www.christkindlmarket.com/

Cute, festive outdoor market. Went today in the dreary weather. You can have your brat with saurkraut and spiced wine and still have time to get your parking ticket dismissed.

Kat

Hey Kat...wha? ...What? ...WHAT???????

iPod

While the Dentist Dr.Azim drilled away in my mouth this morning, I listened to the following playlist. I made it specifically for this appointment.

*Panic - The Smiths
Nervous about the possibility of coughing and getting aspiration pneumonia

*Golden Years - David Bowie
Thought about what my mouth will look like in my own golden years

*Give Me Novacaine - Greenday
Self-explanatory

*Forever - Ben Harper
Sigh, this will take FOREVER!

*The Impression that I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bostonnes
The mold made of my mouth.

*Mexico - Cake
Wondered how much cheaper all this would be if I went down to Mexico

*Redundant - Greenday
The sound of the drill

*Addicted - Lit
What put me in the chair in the first place - a penchant for Jelly Belly Sours

*Girlfriend in a Coma - The Smiths
*Crooked Teeth - Death Cab for Cutie
*Novacaine for the Soul - Thee Eels
*Cold Hard Bitch - Jet

Monday, December 11, 2006

Headliner of the day

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16157113/

Condoms a big problem for men in India

Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics

Updated: 2:53 p.m. CT Dec 11, 2006

NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

sweetyellowcorn

This is where you find sweet yellow corn.

sweet yellow corn

This is where you find sweetyellowcorn.

training

Check out this question for some online disaster education course I'm working on right now:
 
"I'm willing to risk my life for our patients during an emergency event or crisis."

True or False.
 
The correct answer is False.

Pimpanompics

Read me:  http://www.slate.com/id/2155111/nav/tap1/

el camino real

As you may know, the latest Bond movie is "Casino Royale."  (A little disapointed that no one ate a Royale with Cheese.)  But I've called the movied Camino Real for several weeks.  When I purchased a ticket to watch it last night, I called it that.  Ticket agent didn't hear me.  But I couldn't remember the name of the movie.  Anyway, the movie was good.  Although I was completely wiped out from the weekend...and closed my eyes here and there...Casino Royale was pretty good.  I thought about Wu Tang Clan when the big black dude at the card table sat silently and signaled his bet with his hand.
 
Ok here's what I found about the El Camino Real.
 
[El Camino Map] The history of El Camino Real and its bells, is quite interesting. At the same time that the American colonies were rebelling against England, a handful of Spaniards and Mexicans established outposts up the California coast. The first was established in 1769 at San Diego, when they established a fortress and a Franciscan mission

forking


At work right now.  I'm eating my cereal in a 240ml cup using a fork.  Is it lazy?  Hmmm....yes. 
 

 

Sunday, December 10, 2006

jesse's girl

kudos to manho park for having the balls to play "Jesse's Girl" and dedicating it to his friend and his friend's spouse. he didn't mean what it sounded like. in any case, it was uncomfortable and so funny at the same time.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

cards

Last night, I had to play a card that I don't usually use. So,
standing in line for some bar on California, I think that was the
street...no it was in Ukrainian Village...and it was freezing and I
had to pee. The bouncer was not sympathetic to this person's need.
Desperately seeking relief, I said I was a pediatric nurse and I uh,
help people. He let me in...I help people??? WTF. ...and I
accidentally barged in on a girl already in the bathroom. My bad. I
did that on a plane to Chicago last week.

Friday, December 08, 2006

iron man this Sat!!!!

Got this from the Running Away Multisport email...
 
This Saturday from 3pm to 5pm
Maybe you know someone who participated in the 2006 Ford Ironman World Championship (such as Running Away Multisport team members Scott Phillips, Kay Diedrich and Carl Macuiba). Or perhaps you simply want to watch this challenging race featuring some of the top triathletes in the world competing for the world champion title. Tune in to NBC on Saturday, December 9, from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. to catch a recap of this year's race held on October 21. Watch how Normann Stadler and Michellie Jones swam, biked and ran their way to become the 2006 champions. For a schedule, check out


Thursday, December 07, 2006

Entry I didn't post before Thanksgiving.

I hate most of the urologists at work, the new batch specifically. You can't write one lined discharge orders. I hope you enjoyed the fight as much as I did. Prick.

Cake

Cake's "Mexico" is following me everywhere...It came out in 1998 (http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=rTnoieXmNS&sa=X&oi=music&ct=landing&cd=2) but I've heard it 3 times this week and at random places...pottery class, guy on the bus listening to his iPod, neighbor's stereo.

I had a match
But she had a lighter
I had a flame
But she had a fire,
I was bright,
But she was much brighter,
I was high, But she was the sky,

If I had to choose a song for karaoke night in another city, it would be this song.
Hey ladies and gents who carry bags/manbags:

The American Chiropractic Association recommends that a handbag weigh no more than 10 percent of its owner’s body weight.

Add this to your list of monthly to-do's...
-self breast exam
-testicular exam
-do controls on carbon monoxide monitor
-expiration date on soy milk carton
-weigh bag

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/07/fashion/07ouch.html?em&ex=1165640400&en=d290203f649d3dad&ei=5087%0A

Minus the designer purse, I can totally relate to carrying a lot of crap around. My messenger bag du jour is a green Parcel zipper bag (souvenir from Boston last week). I manage to cram The World According to Garp, my iBook, 60 gig iPod, gridlined Moleskin, lotion, wallet, cellphone, digital camera (until recently) and a few small things. All this rests on my left shoulder. No pain since my touch therapy session at work...that energy shit is real and this is from a total snickering skeptic.

P.S. Please don't rob me.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Rachael Ray

The Food Network personality I love to hate does it to herself.

"I love bubbles." - Commenting on a cocktail.

"It's sweet and salty at the same time." - Commenting on Tandoori chicken.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

misc

apparently, i have a lesbian tattoo...Birkenstock tan line on my foot.

off to bed i go.

i can't find my charger for my ipod. the tragedy. no really.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

semantics


Map of Tassie = Female genitalia/pussy

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tas.gov.au/tasmaniaonline/about/tasmap-600.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.tas.gov.au/tasmaniaonline/about/map.asp&h=692&w=569&sz=43&tbnid=YkdoIra2l0UolM:&tbnh=139&tbnw=114&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmap%2Bof%2Btasmania&start=2&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=2

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Public Reading

I don't know what I find more disgusting, seeing a grown man read Playboy while eating a slice of pumpkin cheesecake at Barnes and Noble, for fucks sake or the Kung Pao Chicago that tasted nasty and felt raw at Ken Kee's in Chinatown Chicago? Apparently, if you don't feel like eating turkey on Thanksgiving, the Chinatown and probably Devon are the places to go. Apparently, if you're a 40 year old man with weird tie-dye pants on, Barnes and Noble is way better than your toilet.

My (hand) Canon is dead. The digital one. (I love Pulp Fiction.) I'm sorta glad that my camera is out of commission. I have a reason to get a smaller, cooler one. A Canon, of course. But shit, where am I to find $300? Takes away from the travelling fund. Maybe I was smart enough to get the protection plan? I have to look for the paper work. All I can see on the screen are purple waves.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate this thing called life..." Oh, Prince. If you adore Kevin Smith, look up "Prince and Kevin Smith" on YouTube. It's a clip from Kevin's college guest speaker circuit. He has a good story about the Prince Documentary.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

bad PR for nurses

The White Stripes
Get Behind Me Satan

"The Nurse"

The nurse should not be the one who puts salt in your wounds
But it's always with trust that the poison is fed with a spoon
When you're helpless with no one to turn to alone in your room
You would swear that the one who would care for you never would leave
She promised and said, "you will always be safe here with me"
But promises open the door to be broken to me

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/whitestripes/thenurse.html

ben and rivers

I really love Ben Harper. The lyrics, music, funk, rock...love it. I listen to Diamonds on the Inside regularly yet I haven't gone out to try any of his other stuff. Maybe next week.


http://www.benharper.net/?page=bio&id=1


As for my other music crush, Weezer, Rivers Cuomo especially, I ate up all of Video Capture Device: Treasures from the Vault 1991-2002. With and without commentary. He has or had a serious Asian fetish as showcased in Pinkerton. This came up in conversation a few weeks ago. (I myself sounded like a freak spewing my in dept knowledge of Rivers.) Across the Sea starts off with "You are and 18 year old girl, who lives in a small city in Japan." If you're familiar with
the rest of the song, you have to laugh at the fact that he validates that everything is ok since she's 18 years old. Then there's "God damn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time," in El Scorcho.


Gosh, this talk of Weezer is making me want to put Ben Harper to bed and listen to my Weezer.

Additionally, Pinkerton came out when I was a freshman in college. I need to get a life. Or I need to get new good music. ]
Any suggestions?
I saw some dude named Ben Lee a few weeks ago. Claire Dane's ex-bf. He didn't do it for me. And talk about self-promotion.

Amen Omen.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Massive Change

You still have til Dec 31st to see the Massive Change exhibit at the Museum of Contemporary Art. Admission was yesterday/Tuesday...I think...I hope...otherwise, I just stole from the museum. There is hope in turning around all the crap we're doing to our planet. We do need to make a massive change b/c as of now, we are taking a massive shit on our earth.



http://www.mcachicago.org/exhibitions/exh_detail.php?id=53
http://www.massivechange.com/

Monday, November 20, 2006

shopping

Is it odd to be a 28 year old female and think shopping is such a vapid activity that it makes my skin crawl and I want to run far, far away? It's not Michigan Avenue that makes me feel this way. It's a signature of Chicago. Tourists please come and pay the 10% tax. Lincoln Park, specifically, Armitage and Halstead, really tests my gag reflex. It's the activity of shopping and the people. I pity the men dragging behind their female companions. I really do. It hit me the other day while walking around with people I like. And the time before that, I walked around with my sister who is a fucking badass
and fun to hang out with. Those times I thought, hot damn, that was a total waste of my existence...I'm out of here.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

vanilla face

watched Borat last weekend. initially, i decided that it was too
painful to watch all over again, but after calling several friends
"vanilla face" all week, i think there's a chance i could see it
again. especially with people who haven't seen it but want to...the
news articles i've read about the response to the movie have basically
mentioned the same thing. the one that stands out is about the frat
boys who are suing the production company...if you're an asshole
drunk, you are probably an asshole sober. and you have the same
asshole views regardless of sobriety.

btw, my mom overheard my sister and i talk about Borat...she mentioned
that it means something like "fuck you" in Tagalog.

whine

To Ms. Korea 2006, homey, and manho, it was fun tonight. robin left too soon.
i'm wasted.
bolused myself with 240ml of filtered water.
see you at brunch
see you by the Pixis
see you at the museum

i detest rachael ray.

prose before ho's

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

you're supposed to raise your kids

I'm listening to W. Bush right now. Apparently, we have spoken and
want partisans to work together, etc...um isn't that what you should
have been doing anyway!!!!!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Vigils

http://www.goodmantheatre.org/season/Production.aspx?prod=50

Watched this performance this afternoon. Liked it. $15 a ticket is a
steal. The Owen, the smaller theatre at the Goodman, made me think
Shakespeare in Love and theatre in the round. I'm not a theatre
person so this might sound dumb. What the actors did on 1 set, with
the lights, music, etc, was cool. You really get a glimpse of what
the widow's frequent thoughts and regrets and their frequency are
like.

dark humor

I heard something like this the other night:

"When I see an amputee about to be hung, I can't help but start
yelling out lettters."

Friday, November 03, 2006

NYC Marathon

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/sports/sportsspecial/03lance.html?em&ex=1162702800&en=1ecc004e7f8a446c&ei=5087%0A

Kinda seems unfair that Lance will have former marathon champions
Alberto Salazar and Joan Benoit Samuelson, and Hicham el-Guerrouj with
him.

Good luck tomorrow. Weather should be great.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

coffee and phlem

Whoa, I just realized I didn't have coffee at work today. I guess I didn't have a chance to think about it when something from the previous shift is kinda fucked up and you have to fix it... and another kid's mom is crying about something.

Voice is hoarse. But it's so sexy. Minus the phlegm, of course.

My neck hurts and I don't have full ROM. And my good foot (compared to my post-marathon condition) hurts! WTF. Maybe I need to go back to the sports medicine doctor. I really enjoyed putting on their
disposable examination shorts...i swam in them.

Watched Marie Antoinette the other day. Great. I managed to squeeze in 2 naps during the flick. It did have a dance scene just like any teen movie. Not impressed. Lost in Translation is definitely S. Coppola's best movie. But it's interesting to present the teen queen this way. I was impressed that they showed a woman painting M.A.'s portrait with her kids...Le Brun is her name...one of the few female
painters at the time.


One more thing about Halloween. So, I dressed up as Mrs. Mia Wallace from Pulp fiction...red mark on my chest, syringe, wig, etc. However, the majority of the people from the party didn't get it. It must have been before their time. The older people, like me and the doctors, got it though.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Where oui means yes

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391010/

Paris Syndrome? Yeah, sometimes part of it's charm is the people's
vulgarity. From the little I experience of Paris (1 week), I thought
they weren't any worse than people in Chicago, NYC, Boston, etc.
Trying to speak their language before, "Um, I'm lost... where is the
exit... does this crepe have jambon?" really helps. Also, if you are
waiting for store owners to kiss your ass, get real. Maybe at the
Infinity dealership. And maybe the aloofness of the sales people is
the French way of kissing your ass...giving you room to breath and
browse and answer your own questions by giving you time to think about
what you are asking.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

marathon

today is the day.
www.chicagomarathon.com

Monday, October 16, 2006

could it be?

Is netflix the reason why the us postal service still exists?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Neighbor

I just heard this.  Hard to sleep after working the night shift when you have to laugh at stuff like this.

"When you meditate, you're trying to be everywhere.  When you're not, you're just in one place.  This is a problem b/c I'm trying to be in 2 places."

-Neighbor


Tuesday, September 26, 2006

ass packing

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/

Check this article out.  I got around to listening to the podcast last night and I laughed out loud a few times.  What a random topic.

I'm so happy I don't work in the ER.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Top Chef

I hated the show.  It's a horrible thing to put back on TV. 

I do admit I like saying, "I'm not your bitch, BITCH." 

Southport Grocery & Cafe

Just had a great lunch at the Southport Grocery and Cafe.  The wait was a surprise since it's a weekday but worth it.  I had the:
 sweet & savory french toast · 8
challah bread french toast topped with rosemary roasted ham-gruyere & a side of maple syrup (featuring Maple Valley Organic syrup from the grocery)

It was so good.  Sweet and salty at the same time (insert Iron Chef girl judge laugh here).  Hit the spot.  And I would totally get it again. 

Conversation was good too.  Had lunch with a cousin.  She brought up the fact that there were so many people out.  Do they work, or what.  I think the only people out at this time and all the time are the rich, the retired, and those who work from home.  Maybe?  Maybe not?  The ladies with the Bug A Boo strollers, Gucci purses, and the multi-carat rings were there and didn't look to be in any rush or with a spouse.  Reminded me of the Mind of Mencia re-run ("What's a re-run?" - kid from Back to the Future 1) I watched where he asked people on the street their reasons for not being at work during normal work hours.  He made some unemployed dude sell oranges.

Shit, I only work 3 days a week.  These people could be like me...but I highly doubt it.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

text messaging

There is a guy on a plane with a tshirt that has tons of lions and tigers all over it and its signed by sigfried and roy. So random.  What a dork.


The best text message ever. This was from my friend on a plane to Maryland.  If you happen to be this man, please leave a comment.  You are the bomb. Please don't carry one.

fried rice


It's not right to order fried rice from a Thai noodle establishment.  It comes out all wrong.  Wet and mushy.  Not firm or shove-able.   I did it in support of the Thai people though.  Shit sucks when you're gov't is being overthrown.  Need some People Power?

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

eat meat

tofurky...it's really something.  http://www.tofurky.com/
check it out. 

i'm happy to be a meat eater. 

soy sauce

It's alarming to see the ingredients in the soy sauce sent with your chinese take-out. 

"Water, salt, caramel color, sugar, mono sodium glutamate, 1/10 of 1% sodium benzoate (preservative)"

This is not what it should be.  I Wikipedia'd it:
Soy sauce (US) or soya sauce is a fermented sauce made from soybeans (soya beans), roasted grain, water and salt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soy_sauce

Isn't that just repulsive.  I never use this.  But I don't know if restaurants lower themselves to use this.  Maybe this is how your lunch special costs less than your monthly bank fee.

In any case, my hot & sour lemon grass soup is superb.  Make my nose run.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

I passed the 3rd grade the second time around



 It's time for your U.S. Geography Test !
  You must drag and drop all 48 states
   in the time allotted to be promoted to the 4th grade.
   Click the webpage below.. Ready.. Begin !.
 
    http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf
 
   Good luck !
 

Monday, September 11, 2006

awake



So tired.  At work.  It's 3:57am.  I've floated to another floor.  I miss my floor.  I have to stand up to stay awake.  Damn, wish I had better sleep today.  Had a great time with the family today. 

Friday, August 25, 2006

Public Market in Seattle

Pike's Place Fish Market
http://www.pikeplacefish.com/
Really fun watching the fish mongers toss fish around.






Fruit & Vegetable Stand
A vendor wearing a white Longhorn hat hooked us up with a few more Ranier Cherries b/c my sister and I are Longhorns. Awsome cherries. DELICIOUS!






Dungeness Crab
BEFORE....













And AFTER...

Still Life's in Canada

Fruit Stand in Victoria's Chinatown.

We ate at a chinese restaurant around the corner from the fruits. It was so disappointing. We basically had the same dish with squid, shrimp, and scallops but one had rice, another had flat noodles, and the third was with soup and thin noodles.



Blueberry's at a Farmer's Market in Duncan BC











Locally grown squash

Vancouver Island

The world's largest hockey puck & stick. To be in the presence of greatness.





























While we were there, we at at McDonald's 3 times...they use real eggs in their Egg McMuffuns. I mean REAL fresh eggs. Ones they crack themselves. Delicious. And to offer vinegar. Filipino's everywhere appreciate this.

















Walmart's "Canadian" section in the town of Duncan, the city of Totems.



The signs weren't too clear on the Island. So we missed our target. Ended up asking for directions.

It's 7107


10. So you say you want to go the Republic of the Philippines. Your work has just started because now you have to choose which island you want to visit. How many islands make up what we call The Philippines?

3,345
5,436
7,107
9,213




Taken from http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14456490/

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I hate the dentist

Had a root canal this afternoon.  My second one this year.  And it's significantly worse experience than the first.  If the 800mg of Advil doesn't work, I'm hitting the Vicodin.  Holy shit my mouth hurts.

The store "So Cute..." on Broadway...the one that announced it's closing a few months after opening is so gone.  Just one look through the racks, you can so tell it wasn't going to last.  They have stuff you can find on Canal St in NYC for 3 times the price.  Get real people.  Acid wash jeans isn't worth $60...for that quality...even in the 80's.

The pain is making me bitch.  I should stop and watch King of the Hill.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Oh, Canada?


Sorry for the blurry hot dog pic.  I'm gone for a few days and Kraft rotates their pictures. 

Went to Canada where people say "Soory" and spend their Loonies and Toonies on salmon pate, EH!!!!
Got to see totem pole mania and the world's largest hockey stick and hockey pock!  LUCKY AMERICANS we are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Boat ride from Vancouver Island to Seattle sucked.  Still angry inside about it.  Will post pictures soon.  I'm working this weekend.  Hooray Beer.

Friday, August 04, 2006

lazy dogs



How lazy are you when you buy Oscar Meyer Fast Franks?  Hot dogs already in the bun sold in your grocer's freezer.  What the hell.

Friday, July 21, 2006

new find



I'm sure I've mentioned the fact that the chip selection outside of Texas (Chicago & Boston) suck.  The good stuff comes in the smaller packages, ie Lays Limon.  I found a yummy kickin treat in a vending machine today Fiery Habenero Doritos.  So good.  It had kick.  My lips are even tingling from the spice.  Excellent times ahead for me and the vending machine.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

A tear for Rivers Cuomo and Weezer

While looking around the internet for news, I found this
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1536119/20060711/weezer.jhtml?headlines=true .

Per Rivers Cuomo, Weezer is done. . My sister and I agree that the bands music was slipping anyway. The last album Make Believe was really immature sounding. But I love them anyway and listen to all their albums often. Even have songs on my ipod playlist.

Another shocker, he's married! To an asian woman! Shit, I had a chance. My sister had a chance too. SHIT!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Hot

The head-butt was hot. 
 
 
Sigh, it sad.  The World Cup is over.  No more "Hottie McHotHot's" as I've been calling the players for a month.  I'm a silly woman.
 
I'm back on "Days" - the day shift at the hospital.  It's pretty cool.  I'm diggin it.  Hope I didn't just jinx myself.
Also, I have to miss the 9miler with the CARA Marathon training group.  I will just have to do it on my own on Thursday.  Yikes.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Quick test

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/

I got a 75%.  Sad.  Good thing my mom took the test for me.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Proud to Run 2006

KT and I ran this morning. I got a side cramp which means I need for
sodium when I run. More chips I guess. The chip selection outside of
Texas sucks. Proud to Run was good this year but we didn't get to
stay and watch ROTC (Righteously Outrageous Twirling Corp) or see Sulu
but they'll be at Pride Parade tomorrow.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

read this

I found this at first frightening since I'm reading Phillip Roth's Plot Against America right now.  Then I read it  and changed my mind.  Cool article.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/20/business/20synagogue.html?ei=5087%0A&en=1fcae4ddc3ec3919&ex=1151035200&adxnnl=0&adxnnlx=1150926479-aIU/8PdO5hXDpSzA+7DzfA&pagewanted=all

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

stay off these porches

LAKEVIEW
1728 W. Melrose
1738 W. Melrose

LINCOLN PARK
2639 N. Sheffield
849 W. Wrightwood
2515 N. Racine
2470 N. Clybourn
 

Monday, June 19, 2006

cool Paxil story


http://www.slate.com/id/2143243/?nav=tap3

where's Zach Attack when you need them?

http://www.getdshirts.com/index.html

Poor Screech!  Wonder if they have baby doll t's.

help me please, sandwich and Roth

Just ate a psuedo-Ruben that won't make you look like a Ruben's
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Paul_Rubens)...pastrami on
Breadsmith bread with Thousand Island on the side. Good and heavy.
Now add my rad current read, Phillip Roth's Plot Against America, and
maybe I can relax...and therefore no need to visit the Dram Shop for a
drink.

Don't call til 5. Please.

waaaaaah!

I'm still awake! I can't freakin fall asleep. It's from the Dunkin
Donuts coffee I inhaled at 3am to keep up with my patients. I feel
paranoid. I've been up for 18 hours.

nighty night...well, right after a morning fright

Maybe I lose the hysteria I seem to gain while working Nights but there was something disturbing about the man/chick I saw this morning.  He had a great outfit on, hooker red lipstick...and could be the "Bruce Willis" addition to the Broadway Trans-genders...complete with beer gut and 5:00 shadow at 8:30AM. 

Sunday, June 18, 2006

night shift music rotation

Ok, so Jack FM has some shit awful music.  80's music for the most part is really bad.  I heard the worst lyric ever from some song that goes "Abra abra cadabra" ..."I heat up when I touch your goods..."  Oh shitty shitty music.  I want magic powers to get rid of shit music.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Tour Announcement...Mmmmm!

Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals with special guest Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley


Second night added in Boston (B of A Pavilion) on September 9th!   FIRST NIGHT SOLD OUT!!

Pre-sale starts June 21st at 10am EST via Ben Harper Ticketing. PASSWORD: engraved

Tickets go on sale thru Ticketmaster on June 24th at 10am EST.


VISIT TOUR DATES FOR ADDITIONAL DETAILS!



© 2006 Inland Emperor, Inc. All Rights Reserved.



Thursday, June 15, 2006

Texas


Just spent 4 days hanging out in Houston, visiting my family.  it was fun and it seemed to involve a lot of time in a vehicle.  I have become accustomed to not going more that 30mph b/c of all the Chicago traffic via bus or taxi.  I must have pissed a few peeps off on I45 or reinforced the "slow Asian driver" stereotype.  I couldn't help it...it was my first time driving in 6 months.  In the spirit of Texas...well a partially...my dad got a truck (Toyota) and I had a chance to drive it.  I have to admit it was FUN to drive.  I wanted to roll onto the soccer field instead of join the queue of cars in the church parking lot. 

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

David Lee Roth

So I'm watching David Lee Roth on the View...he's talking about being
an EMT. Didn't know he's from a family of doctor's (dad, uncles).

Friday, June 09, 2006

reading while eating sweet yellow corn on the cob

http://www.slate.com/id/2143313/

i'm sold.  undies burrowing in your posterior cleavage sucks.

lunch

for lunch, i'm eating sweet yellow corn on a cob.

up-left-a-b-a-a

http://www.chicagotribune.com/technology/sns-ap-video-game-detox,1,3065593.story?coll=chi-news-hed

I believe it.  Can't forget the C.S. guys in the UGL at UT with the headsets playing starcraft - i think that's what it's called. 

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

gagging

I cracked up in front of my 8 yr old patient today.  When he takes pills, he sets them on his tongue as far back as he can put them, sometimes he gags and sometimes he doesn't. Repeat x 3, every morning. Then he swallows them without anything to drink.  It was a site and you had to be there and you maybe have to be a nurse or something.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

U-S-A U-S-A

The National Spelling Bee was almost lost to a Canadian!
Go Jersey girl!

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Petite no more.

When I first saw the headline, I thought Fat America needed more
retail space. It's not the case. Designers aren't making fashionable
stuff for us to buy. I'm not even sure what designers make petite
stuff to begin with. I think my mom had an easier time finding stuff
at places like Petite Sophisticate. Anyway, this really pisses me
off. We aren't represented. Now I'll never find clothes. Then
again, the petite or "short" pants at JCrew, the Gap, and BR were
always 2 - 3 inches too long on me. What's a short girl to do? Is
this a trend or what?

One solution would be to give us short people an alteration allowance.
BR already has free shipping for petites b/c the only have the size
at certain stores. At JCrew, they tailor stuff for you for free with
regular priced purchases and for a few bucks on sale stuff...but I
think this is for just pants.

Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdale's — have quietly
eliminated or drastically scaled back their petite departments in the
past several months, infuriating many longtime customers

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/28/business/28petite.html?hp&ex=1148875200&en=7d9021cfad6bdb8c&ei=5094&partner=homepage

Monday, May 22, 2006

Angry Lakeview Man

Haha to the man who yelled at the large SUV coming out of the garage by Reckless Records.
 
With his hands on his hips, he yelled:
"Do you really have to own a car so big?"
 
With the tinted window rolled up and the large V8 engine running, the driver didn't hear the man's question.
I waited for him to kick the tires before he went home to try on his new goods from the Gap.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

register

Without hesitation last night, I registered for the Chicago Marathon.  I feared missing the chance to even run it while the thought of completing 26.2 miles didn't even come to mind. 

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

more phillip roth

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/21/books/fiction-25-years.html?ex=1147924800&en=d046ccde442957d9&ei=5087%0A

I don't know how they come up with this list, but Phillip Roth is on
here a lot of times.

When the novelty of my iBook and iPod pass, I'm getting Everyman, his
new book. Read the first few pages at the bookstore already.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Announcement

This is an announcement from the keeper of sweetyellowcorn. The stork dropped off an iBook and 60 gig white iPod. The keeper and children are enjoying their time together. They have also been out since the drop off. The iBook and iPod are getting along great.

I know I'm not ready for children yet. When I got my packages, I jumped up and down. Normal reaction to something new and exciting. However, I sniffed the packaging too. This was the sign.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Boston

Interesting enough, not only do you see cool gadgets and stuff in a atomic physics lab at Harvard, but you get to really see how cool and laid back the grad students are. Take this picture of the mullet man - this was from the Wall Street Journal. Below his head, and way past where his hair should have stopped, is a certification from an internet church allowing one grad student to marry people in Massachusettes.



This is the post-defense party with strawberry shortcake from Whole Foods, champagne, and beer. There's even some weird ass chocolate bar from Germany on the table.



This was taken from I think, Cafe Algiers in Harard Square.






And this was the bird who enjoyed a piece of my Arabic toast - flat bread with apricot jam.

Union Square

Ghandi in Union Square















Not surprised to see blue hair in Washington Square Park.

Near Grand Central Station


I LOVE YOU TONY CIPRIANI!

Had a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas moment when I saw this.

Thought it was a fortune teller convention

Lets check out the ruckus.














Wasn't sure what this was for when we walked passed this. But local news covered the David Blaine magic hour while I was in Boston.

Museeeee, um

Museum of Natural History
Always wanted to see this museum. My last few trips to NYC included stops at the art museum (Frick, Guggenheim, Met). This time I wanted to see what we "borrowed" from other countries. Seriously, I liked it here. Damn, I wish I grew up in a city with a place like this. I could have spent hours...no days here.


Look, an old ass tree.














Free Willy (I know this isn't the same kind of whale).I can't believe this thing is alive and swimming.










I have a bone to pick with you.

Pictures from NYC last weekend.


The Puck Building. I first recognized it from Will and Grace. Apparently, people do weddings in the building, besides using the office space.

My friend living in Brooklyn and I went on a walk to Brooklyn Heights and this is what we saw. And no scary people I might add.

Friday, May 05, 2006

my own private emesis

When a patient's grandmother looked at Dubbya on TV and said, "Poor guy - Always picking on him," I almost threw up.  So if he can't answer a question, we're "attacking" him.  Thank goodness he can't win again.  Disgusting.

 

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

beer baths

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/30/travel/30surfacing.html?ex=1146801600&en=8d2ba5f14188cb2e&ei=5087%0A

Maybe PBR is great to soak in too.

Gilbert's Gazelles

I finally got around to my latest copy of Runner's World. There's an excerpt from a book about a Burundi runner who lives in Austin. He looked familiar - He's the same guy who I'd see around Town Lake and at a couple of the Austin Fit group runs would mix the Gatorade. Can't wait to read the book. My friend's defense is this afternoon. Boston sucks in the weather department today.

Monday, May 01, 2006

NYC

Hey guess who I saw this weekend?  Janeane Garaffalo.  I walked passed her about 3 blocks from the arch in Washington Square Park.
NYC was awesome.  Got to hang out with Bizzarro.  Call it a Brokeback Shopping weekend.  Now I'm at relatives in Hyde Park - just outside of Boston.  Can't wait to get back to CHicago to upload the pictures.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

addiction

The Real Housewives of Orange County somehow gets my attention.  And I realized after watching 2 episodes on Tuesday that I'm addicted to Stupid.  I can't help but watch people make fools of themselves. I can't help but think "no waaaay" and "get real" when people take themselves sooo seriously and are ultra vain.

 I even feel kinda bad for some of the ladies.  Except for Jo - she's stupid for trying to fit into a role that just doesn't work - getting engaged to a man 16 years older who wants her to be the mother to his 2 kids.  It's like Bill S. Preston, Esq's dad in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - "Hey Missy; I mean 'Mom.'" And honey, you should NOT dress like it's South Beach when your future in-laws come visit.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Bread




















Hey,

Ever notice the suggested retail price stickers on various food items at the grocery stores? Maybe it's just me or my grocery experience (Austin, Houston, Dallas, Boston, and now Chicago) but isn't it customary to have your price (the store's price) less than or equal to the suggested price? The Thomas English Muffins were $3.19 - 20 cents more than Thomas' suggested price. Ridiculous.

I hate Rachael Ray. When I see her by or hear her voice, I have to swallow a little bit of vomit - everytime.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Punky Brewster: Don't forget to eat your lima beans.



Here's the Bean from a few weeks ago.









T
hese are some pictures from beneath the Bean. On my last trip to Millenium Park, the Bean wasn't complete and you couldn't walk beneath it. It's cooler than the picture.


No Virgin Mary toast yet, but...


This is a picture of a dirty sock on the floor of my apartment. It's resemblance to the statues on the Easter Islands caught my attention.










The real deal. http://www.unmuseum.org/easteri.htm

I'm going to do it.

So, I put in my order at work to buy an iBook and a 60gig iPod.  I'm antsy.  I want them now.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

phillip roth

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/25/books/25roth.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

TV


A dolphin tried to do it with Hank Hill.
Peggy Hill: "You were humped by a dolphin."


We completed all four seasons of Coupling. I can't rave enough about the show. The fourth season wasn't as funny b/c the character Jeff left for the island of Lesbos. But they brought his character back on the last episode - in Steve's dream Jeff came as an old lady with big boobs. This woman had his character down - from his mannerisms to the way he paused during his crazy stories. Sigh, it's done. Now I'll have to buy the set. Even though Coupling had the typical "character has baby" story line, they didn't try to extend the show by having a season with the baby. It's called Coupling. It's funny that they did introduce a new character named Oliver - like cousin Oliver in the Brady Bunch. Anyway, my point is the show ended while it was still good.

fat

http://www.slate.com/id/2139945/entry/0/

Some dude on slate visited the London sewers. There are fat traps....fat traps. FAT traps.

Eww.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

tortillas

Thank you to BAM for carrying a six pack of Shiner and an array of Central Market goodies: fat free tortillas, southwestern tortillas, chocolate truffles, and tortilla chips with flax seeds.  How I miss the grocery stores down there.  Sadly, we ate the last of the tortillas yesterday.  Note that BAM's trip took place the last week of March.  To savor every bite of the tortilla, they were stored in the freezer.  <Insert tear here> Alas, they're gone.

Chicago's mex food is bad.  Even the taquerias aren't up to par - even when you're drunk.

For example, me, tollwaywarrior and Jesse sat in the patio of a local mexican joint called Nuevo Mexicana on Clark Street.  The food sucked and for margarita's they salted our glasses with table salt.  How atrocious.  How I wished I could go home and nuke a Central Market tortilla to snuggle with first and then eat.

Again thank you BAM for the little piece of Texas.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Know what you are eating

Knew about this website a few years ago but stumbled across it today.  Good to know what kind of crap you are putting in your body.
http://www.dietfacts.com/fastfood.asp

New nyt.com format SUCKS


I hate the font.  Why didn't they just use Comic Sans or use a crayon to make it tougher on the eyes?  And the layout looks shitty to.  Maybe the other layout is part of Times Select.

Great Dip

For a friend's party last night, I made a dip that will put hair on your chest and could also be used to burn it right off.  I didn't add the mint (b/c I forgot my shopping list), put about .60lb and an extra tablespoon of extra virgin olive oil. The garlic flavor is really over the top if you put more than a clove of garlic like I did.  A clove and a half of garlic adds a whole lotta bite.   It would have been considerate if I also brought a pack of gum for people to freshen their breath.  Maybe that's where the mint comes in. 

Feta cheese whips up into a smooth, creamy spread when blended with olive oil in the food processor. The Greeks like to flavor it with garlic, mint and pickled peppers to make a piquant dip for pita bread. Serve it with radishes and cucumber spears for dipping, too.


Ingredients:

1/2 lb. Greek or French feta cheese
3 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil
1 garlic clove, thinly sliced
1 Tbs. minced fresh mint or 1 tsp. crumbled
 dried mint
1/4 tsp. red pepper flakes, plus more as needed
6 Italian peperoncini (pickled green peppers),
 chopped, plus more as needed

Directions

In a food processor, combine the cheese, olive oil, garlic, mint, the 1/4 tsp. red pepper flakes and the 6 chopped peperoncini and process until smooth. Taste and add more red pepper flakes or peperoncini, if needed. Transfer to a serving bowl. Makes 1 1/2 cups; serves 4.

Williams-Sonoma Kitchen

http://content1.williams-sonoma.com/recipe/recipedetail.cfm?objectid=F77B62CF-EBB7-4BA4-8F66DF5FBA913322