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Date: 2008-10-09, 10:19AM CDT
1 TX/OU Ticket - $1 (Section 12, Row 27.)
Reply to: sale-872499312@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-09, 10:19AM CDT
1 TX/OU Ticket. No charge but you must go with me.
You must also be:
1) at least a moderately attractive female
2) a UT fan, wearing orange
3) able to withstand the potentially overwhelming smell of bourbon & vodka
4) willing to run outside at halftime to (legally) pound lukewarm, flat Fair beers
5) conversational on the qualities of at least 3 UT players on each of defense & offense
Transportation, Fletchers Corn Dogs and an uncomfortably warm flask of booze during the game will be provided. Depending upon the outcome of the game, postgame midway rides may also be included.
Only serious offers please.
You must also be:
1) at least a moderately attractive female
2) a UT fan, wearing orange
3) able to withstand the potentially overwhelming smell of bourbon & vodka
4) willing to run outside at halftime to (legally) pound lukewarm, flat Fair beers
5) conversational on the qualities of at least 3 UT players on each of defense & offense
Transportation, Fletchers Corn Dogs and an uncomfortably warm flask of booze during the game will be provided. Depending upon the outcome of the game, postgame midway rides may also be included.
Only serious offers please.
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Did my husband post that?
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