Coffee this morning

DD Person: Good morning, what will you be drinking today?
sweetyellowcorn: Good morning.  I would like a small iced coffee with half & half.
DD Person announced: half decaf, half caf iced coffee.
sweetyellowcorn: No I want all cafeinated coffee with half and half.
DD. Person: confused face
sweetyellowcorn: Iced coffee with milk
DD Person announced: A small iced coffee - half coffee & half milk.
sweetyellowcorn: sure, handing exact change, stepping to the side, noting the long line that has 10 people.

DD Manager:You really want half milk?
sweetyellowcorn: I want coffee with milk.