Thursday, September 15, 2005

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

To my neighbor who stole my FedEx package containing my ACL (Austin City Limits) Festival 3-Day passes,

I don't give a shit if you steal my magazines or 20% off coupons to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Fucker, YOU totally crossed the line. Hope you get caught. And I hope you get genital warts. ASSHOLE!

-sweetyellowcorn

4 comments:

Santos + Martin said...
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Sameer said...

I will personally find genital warts and place them on all your neighbors until one fesses up.

Oh, um, I'm against capital punishment.

Santos + Martin said...

I looked up my FedEx tracking number and the tickets were sent Aug 8th and "DELIVERED at door" on August 10th. (We were in San Francisco at the time.) I got a hold of Front Gate Tickets, told there I never received them...and my apt building has 6 units with a common area with mailboxes. So FGT marked them as lost and have 3 ready for me at Will Call. All the ticket stuff worked out. My sister picked them up on Saturday

Now I have to deal with living with theiving yuppies. I'm guessing they were sold on Ebay for more money than I paid.

Everyone is a suspect in this building.

1. Blond couple with matching golden labs

2. Girl who has a cute stumpy beagle.

3. The Overstock.com junkie

4. 2 guys who crush beer cans under their arms...and have a really nice laundry basket

5. The nice midwest girls who I hear leave for church on Sundays.

Santos + Martin said...

Sameer, I knew I could count on you.