Last night, I had to play a card that I don't usually use. So,
standing in line for some bar on California, I think that was the
street...no it was in Ukrainian Village...and it was freezing and I
had to pee. The bouncer was not sympathetic to this person's need.
Desperately seeking relief, I said I was a pediatric nurse and I uh,
help people. He let me in...I help people??? WTF. ...and I
accidentally barged in on a girl already in the bathroom. My bad. I
did that on a plane to Chicago last week.
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